“Why don’t we go somewhere more private?” she asked with a mischievous smile and putting a finger on his chest. “I could be your father” he replied. “Oh, come on, I don’t care about age” she said while resting her whole palm in his shirt.

He looked at her in the eye and seriously replied: “You don’t understand, I could be your father, 20 years ago I was banging your mum.”